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Location: Nazramu, Coalition Camp. [bdbrac02]


Equipped abilities: 

  • Armor Class: 5
  • Charisma: -1 (except for Jesters)
  • Wearer is forced to tell corny jokes
  • May only be removed with a Remove Curse Spell

Corny Jokes

  • Why do skeletons never battle with one another? They lack guts.
  • Two orcs walk into a bar. Ouch!
  • What has the body of a lion, the wings of a dragon, and tastes great covered in butter? A manti-corn!
  • Never listen to a tale from a wyrm-they tend to drag on!
  • Where is the safest place in all the lands for diving? Waterdeep.
  • Why does the honeybee hum? He knows not the words!  Waka waka!
  • Last time I told a joke to a ghoul, he laughed his head off!
  • How to ettins leave messages for one another? On a bull-ettin board!

Editor’s Note: These jokes are told ad nauseam, sometimes sporadically, sometimes one right after the other, and sometimes the same joke several times in a row. I giggled for quite a bit…then found the nearest priest.